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Ursii Network

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

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5.9.140.183

American Pizza Party Minecraft Server

American, american pizza, Cheese, crust, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dinner, fast food, Food, homemade, Italian, lunch, Minecraft, Oven, Party, Pepperoni, pizza, Restaurant, Server, slice, Tasty, toppings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have American “pizza” that will blow your mind! Picture this: a block of cheese as the crust, topped with pixelated pepperoni and mushrooms. It’s a culinary masterpiece in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Pizza Challenge. Whoever can defeat the Ender Dragon while only eating pizza in-game wins a lifetime supply of virtual toppings!

Join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember, on our server, the only thing cheesier than the pizza is the jokes in chat!

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

ass, blocky, BOOTY, chuuba, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Texts4Days Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Texts4Days

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

WeddingSnubNoBabysit

babysit, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, family, forgiveness, hurt, Invitation, Kids, parents, Petty, relationship, Resentment, Siblings, sister, Support, Understanding, Upset, Wedding, WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	9725
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

cool job, CoolJobSucksCraft, harsh reality All show, sucky reality Misleading job glamour Deceptive job appeal Glamorized job struggles Disappointing dream job Illusion of cool jobs Overrated career choices Unpleasant job expectations Glamorous facade

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	299

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	3925	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung Gridania Amphitheatre, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Femezen, Femezen Supremacy, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, presidential debate, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, Supremacy, The Rising, XIV

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	306089	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3730

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!