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CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2601	Ores Mined:	4253
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1253
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	3186	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5802	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	705
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	414	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1224

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Towns Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.