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CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!

Freakycraft

Active, build battles, commands, Community, community discussions, Datapacks, Essentialsx, Events, FreakyCraft, Griefing, Minecraft, passionate, Plugins, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Semivanilla, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillatweaks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

• Plugins such as EssentialsX

• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles

• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions

• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

• PvP combat is allowed

freakycraft.mynetgear.com

United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Grief Protection, Ip:, Lands, Lite-RP, Map, Mayor, Non-P2W Environment, Pigs, Progression, PvP, RUN, smp, Thriving Economy, Towny Earth, United, Video Trailer, Vote, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, BIRMINGHAM, CLARA, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, elden ring, EuphoricKaleidoCraft, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hina, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Lia-senpai, Loki-sama, Love Live!, Lumi-senpai, Memory, Minecraft, MODERN, Muu Muyu, Panko-senpai, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Yuu

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

CelebSecretsMC SMP

A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9778
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2725
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky20sWasted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	1329	Animals Bred:	198
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

annexation, Black sea, BridgeBusters, Budanov, coming months, Conflict, Crimean Bridge, danger, Destroyed, Engineering, escalation, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, Transportation, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, CNN Politics, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, military intervention, russia, Russia and Houthis, Russia weapons shipment, Saudi Arabia, Saudi pressure, united states, US and Saudi pressure, US pressure, weapons, weapons shipment, Yemen crisis

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.