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PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft! -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and the ability to fly on a bacon cloud.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a llama in a disco ball-filled cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they are mighty!
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
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Safe Survival: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is our ice cream! 1.20.6
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP mc.safesurvival.net Discord https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools, and places at spawn like random teleports, shops and more. We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer What commands are available on the server? Some of the commands available include /sethome, /tpa, and random teleports. Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is disabled on Safe Survival to promote a friendly and cooperative environment. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information. Can I claim land on the server? Yes, players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings. -
Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.
So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.
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BlockyRoads Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter crazy scenarios like this all the time! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a random guy blocks your path. What do you do? Do you challenge him to a dance-off? Or maybe you try to negotiate with him using a stack of cooked chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every corner is filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious encounters. Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life! -
The Virgin SMP – Fully Ripe, No Vanilla 1.21
Minecraft Server Name The Chad SMP Version 1.21 Release Date June 13th Description A laid back and community based server with claimable land and regular End wipes. FAQ
Q: What is the server’s Discord?
A: The server’s Discord is discord.gg/zf3NwhEw
Q: When will the server be released?
A: The server will be released on June 13th.
Q: What version of Minecraft will the server be running?
A: The server will be running on version 1.21.
Q: Is the server community based?
A: Yes, the server is community based with claimable land to prevent griefing.
Q: How often will End wipes occur?
A: End wipes will occur every 2-3 weeks to prevent players from having to travel long distances to find end cities.
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RedBlockCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nintendo on steroids! We’ve got a brand new sign in red and black that will make you feel like you’re gaming in style. And who knows, maybe our server will be the inspiration for the next Switch successor! Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today! -
Torture Chamber SMP
welcome to the torture chamber smpour server is 1.12.2 which is pretty cool
we dont have any rules besides dont grief and dont be an edgelord
have fun!
162.33.20.61:25565
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TitSize Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server around! We don’t just build blocks here, we build boobalicious creations that will leave you in awe. Our server is so stacked with fun that you’ll never want to leave!Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!