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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9636 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9756 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3292 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!