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PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Farms Harvested:	716	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1703
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5344	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	2250

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	3352	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!