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Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3489	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hyper-intelligent robots who are constantly plotting to take over the virtual world! Join us if you dare and see if you can outsmart our robotic overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency that is preparing for an alien invasion. By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to hone your survival skills and become the ultimate defender of Earth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server that are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen. Time for robutts to rule the world!

Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	2744	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	371	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9700	Star Shards Collected:	243

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

MeatEaterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	595	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	5928	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Void Armor Forged:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

WeaponWielderMC Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1939	Void Gems Collected:	14

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Biodiversity ShadowCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Tall Lady Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mines Excavated:	4409	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are taller than the trees and the adventures are bigger than your wildest dreams! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being towered over by giant ladies who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that these Amazonian women have secret powers that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “Steve.” So come on, join us and see if you can measure up to these towering beauties – literally!