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Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, Donald J Trump, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, ptg, Rally, RALLY SOON, realdonaldtrump, RSBN, Rumble, Server, TeamTrump, THE FAILING NYTS, trump archive, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, whitehouse45

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	813
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Balanced Economy, Cities, Comfortable survival, donation, Donation statuses, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Lag-free, long-lasting, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

2.storymine.ru

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	287410
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!