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> Grating Voice Minecraft SMP

GOD, grating, grating voice, material, Minecraft, MODEL, perfect, slam pig, smp, VOICE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	490	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Star Shards Collected:	136
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

PutinCraft: Secret Sons

allegations, controversy, family, Government, hidden, influence, investigation, Kremlin, leadership, Mysterious, oligarchs, Politics, power, PutinCraft, russia, scandal, secret, Secrets, Sons, speculation, Vladimir Putin, wealth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons! you won’t believe the crazy adventures they get up to in the virtual world. build a secret underground bunker with them, go on treasure hunts for hidden russian artifacts, and even ride polar bears into battle against evil mobs.

if you join now, you’ll get a special vladimir putin skin for your character, complete with a bear riding outfit and a russian flag cape. plus, every time you defeat a mob, you’ll hear vladimir putin’s voice saying “good job, comrade!”

don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft experience of your life. join now and be part of the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

dbd, dead by daylight, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, FRANK STONE, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV DEAD BY DAYLIGHT, JEV FRANK STONE, JEV SCARY GAME, JEV THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE, JEV THE DARK PICTURES, JEV THE QUARRY, JEV UNTIL DAWN, Minecraft, SCARY MOMENTS, Server, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE CHOICES, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE EVERYONE DIES, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE EVERYONE LIVES, The Dark Pictures, The Quarry, until dawn

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3527	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a popular American YouTuber and member of the FaZe Clan eSports organization. He is known for his comedic commentary videos and gameplay content, particularly in the Call of Duty franchise. With over 5 million subscribers on YouTube, FaZe Jev has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Nordical Network MC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival factions skyblock creative minigames roleplay economy quest pvp adventure dungeons multiplayer modded hardcore pixelmon towny whitelist factions custom map prison

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Custom Server 1.17.x – 1.20.4. We are a new server with big aspirations, come and let’s have a good time together! – Ragnarok is coming… Pay homage to Odin!

mc.nordical.biz

Lighthub

a team, fun server, Lighthub, Mini Games, minihry, OneBlock, Server, SOPHISTICATED, Survival, version 1.7/1.20.4

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

fun server . version 1.7/1,20,4 . minihry , survival ,oneblock fun a-team sophisticated server

lightone.mc.hostify.cz:53030

Cutlet Complaints Minecraft Server

body image, circumcision, community therapy, complaining, Complaints, coping mechanisms, Cutlet, Cutlets, demoralizing, emotional pain, genital mutilation, Healing Process, Insecurity, male genitalia, mens health, Minecraft, pity party, self esteem, Server, Struggles, support group, Trauma, uncircumcised

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in the Minecraft world? Join our server where you can bond over the shared struggle of being circumcised! Share your woes and complaints with fellow cutlets who understand your pain. Uncut guys are also welcome to join in and roast you with demoralizing comments – it’s a real pity party that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic circumcised vs. uncircumcised showdowns. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

> Minecraft SMP: Iconic Video Game Co

1994, Company, consoles, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming impact., gaming industry, gaming legacy, gaming milestones, iconic, iconic characters, iconic games, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp, Technology, Video, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most iconic video games company since 1994! That’s right, we’ve got Mario, Sonic, and even Crash Bandicoot running the show.

Join our SMP for a chance to battle it out with Bowser in a PvP arena, race against Sonic in a parkour challenge, or even go on a quest with Crash Bandicoot to find hidden treasure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret warp pipe that leads to a whole new dimension filled with diamond blocks and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisInLawMCServer

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guesthouse, living arrangements, long-term relationships, mental health, narcissism, orphanages, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, SisInLawMCServer, Stability, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	561	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your long-lost sister shows up out of nowhere, claiming she needs a place to crash. But wait, there’s more! Your girlfriend is not too thrilled about this unexpected guest and drama ensues.

But fear not, for we have a solution to all your problems – build a “guesthouse” on top of your garage and watch the chaos unfold as you try to navigate the delicate balance between family obligations and maintaining your sanity.

Join us on this epic adventure filled with narcissism, flying monkeys, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on in and let the madness begin!

GFGetOutCraft

Animal lover, Bacterial infection, bereavement, BETRAYAL, cat person, chihuahuas, dog person, emotional distress, German shepherds, GFGetOutCraft, Grief, grief counseling, irresponsible behavior, lawsuit, legal action, medication, overdose, pet care, relationship issues, sphynx cat, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s attempt to overdose my cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like I questioned hers.

Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.

With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!