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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3312 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a good insurance policy). Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Chicken of Destiny” that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your house with a misplaced redstone contraption – then you might regret it a little).
