lost his touch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Zombie Dances:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	127	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2654

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1106

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2063	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

consequential choice, CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, crucial choice, defining moment, impactful decision, impactful moment, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, Long-term impact, minor choices, momentous decision, pivotal moment, significant decision, significant impact, small decisions, transformative choice, transformative experience, turning point

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2137
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.