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/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7135	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	4831	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Mines Excavated:	2765	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!