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MineDick Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4846
Animals Bred:	116	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Emeralds Found:	7600
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5767	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	2115
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Towns Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!