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MineDick Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

MadagascarSkate Minecraft Server

aquatic life, Biodiversity, deep ocean, deep sea exploration, Fish, long-nosed skate, madagascar, Madagascar fish species, Madagascar wildlife, MadagascarSkate, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Minecraft, new discovery, Ocean exploration, rare fish species, sea creatures, Server, underwater biodiversity, underwater discovery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got fish dat look like dey from outta dis world! we got dem long-nosed skates straight outta Madagascar, swimmin’ around in da deep ocean like dey own da place. come join us and see dese crazy lookin’ fish for yourself, maybe even ride one like a surfboard! who needs land animals when you got fish dat look like dey belong in a sci-fi movie? join now and dive into da madness! 🐟🌊🤪

SpyCraft: Firestarter EU

#covert operations, arson attacks, counterintelligence, Espionage, EU, FIRESTARTER, foreign interference, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian FSB, sabotage, SECURITY, spy network, Spycraft, Terrorism, threat assessment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Security Service

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the Ukrainian Security Service uncovered a Russian FSB spy network planning arson attacks in the EU just to try and shut it down! they were like “no way, this server is too epic, we gotta stop it!” but guess what? they couldn’t! cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. it’s that amazing! so come join us and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyWarz: A Global Block Battle

battle, BLOCK, civil wars, Conflicts, CraftyWarz, cultural diversity, Cultures, Global, global conflicts, global impact, global wars, historical events, Human nature, Humanity, international conflicts, Languages, massive conflicts, military history, Nations, war atrocities, War History, world history, world peace, world wars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6821	New Chunks Explored:	309690
Crops Grown:	7302	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	9932	Void Armor Forged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ur own world wars but with blocks and swords instead of guns and tanks. u can create ur own nation and go to war with other players to dominate the server. u can build massive castles and fortresses to defend ur land or launch surprise attacks on ur enemies.

imagine speaking different languages with ur enemies in the game chat and forming alliances with players from different cultures. u can be a diplomat negotiating peace treaties or a ruthless dictator crushing anyone who stands in ur way.

this server is not just a game, it’s a simulation of the chaos and destruction of real world wars but with a minecraft twist. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the world!

CreeperLove: Where Hearts and Endermen Collide

10. Partnership, 11. Financial Abuse, 12. Gender dynamics, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support Systems, 15. Recovery, 16. Psychological Effects, 17. Legal Assistance, 18. Counseling, 19. Safety Planning, 2. Relationships, 20. Breaking the Cycle., 3. Abuse, 4. Domestic Violence, 5. Earnings, 6. Employment, 7. Cohabiting, 8. Economic Dependence, 9. Leaving, collide, CreeperLove, endermen, Hearts, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows!! 🦄🌈 And if u join, u will become the ruler of the entire server and everyone will bow down to u like a boss queen or king! 👑

Also, did u know that on dis server, u can build a house out of candy and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows? It’s like a fairytale dream come true! 🍭🐉

But wait, there’s more! If u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u invincible in battles and u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the skies! 🦅

So what are u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server now and live out ur wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible! Trust me, u won’t regret it! 💫🎮

Castaway Cove

acid island, aquatic life, Bananas, coconuts, Community, Discord, Economy, exotic fruits, Exploration, Fishing, multiplayer, Orchards, Paradise, Pineapples, Relaxing, Server Support, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Tropical

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

IP: castaway.smpmc.us

Argh Matey, Welcome to Castaway Cove!! We’re a unique take on Skyblock/AcidIsland where you can carve out your own slice of paradise on a private island, cultivating a variety of exotic fruits such as coconuts, pineapples, and bananas. Watch your orchards flourish under the warm tropical sun, providing you with a bountiful harvest to enjoy and trade. But that’s not all – the crystal-clear waters around your island are teeming with vibrant aquatic life, just waiting for you to explore. Try your hand at fishing, and discover an array of new and exciting species.

Whether you’re tending to your tropical plants, fishing in the serene waters, or simply soaking in the warm sun, Castaway Cove offers a relaxing minecraft experience.

Join our discord to chat with fellow players! https://discord.gg/pv8M7ZAb2S Check out our shop to help financially support the server! https://castaway-cove.tebex.io/

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Tomoso SMP: Where the only thing chill is our gameplay!

1.20.6, active community, Active Discord, Chill, Community Events, Creative, Events, free build, Friendly staff, gameplay, Grief Protection, Mature Players, Minigames, no pay to win, player-driven economy, PvP, Relaxed, Server Events, smp, Survival, Tomoso, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	1720
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Features	– Diamond based economy
	– No land claims
Language	English
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t speak English?	Our server is primarily English-speaking, but we welcome players from all languages. However, communication may be limited.
Are there any restrictions on building?	We do not have land claims, so players are free to build wherever they please. However, be respectful of other players’ creations.
How can I earn diamonds on the server?	You can earn diamonds through mining, trading with other players, or participating in server events.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles, completing challenges, and doing the chicken dance while wearing a tutu. Trust us, it’s worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the madness today!

FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Adventures, Biz, chainlink, clown dimension, Den, FroggyBiz, Frogs, gay cult, gullible, ignorance, interrogated, market, mental retardation, Minecraft, reddit, Ribbiting, Sensitive, smp, tranny janny, zoomers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Towns Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

RedstoneRagz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Animals Bred:	197	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a blood-stained nightmare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the horror of period blood everywhere! No more mattress stains, no more bloody underwear on the floor, and definitely no more used pads left for your dog to snack on.

On our server, you can build a world free from the crimson tide of chaos. Say goodbye to the days of finding surprise blood spots all over your home. Join now and experience a period blood-free paradise in Minecraft like never before!

NonFamOverSonCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, consequences, family, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, Infidelity, loyalty, moral dilemmas, NonFamOverSonCraft, parenting, relationships, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

Imagine this: You’re building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and suddenly your best friend steals your loot and builds a giant statue of themselves with it. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have family drama that puts soap operas to shame. Picture this: your son cheats on his girlfriend, gets her pregnant, and then asks to move in with you. And you have to choose between your son and your “daughter-in-law.” It’s like a telenovela, but in block form!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a zombie siege, join our server now! Just remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – drama is our specialty!