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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 737 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6225 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!
