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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	594	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Crops Grown:	2652
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3756	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	66572
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1052
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	150321	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!