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HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

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BlockyClassOf2017

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

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DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

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ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!
Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.

But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.

And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

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CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!

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BroBroWeddingFun

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong.
Imagine a world where your stepdad desperately wants to be your Minecraft dad, but you just see him as an uncle figure. Therapy sessions included! Will you resist his attempts to be the ultimate Minecraft parent, or will you embrace the awkwardness and let him walk you down the virtual aisle?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of choosing which brother gets to play the role of father of the bride, all while your stepdad sulks in the background. Will you give him the greatest gift of being a Minecraft dad for one day, or will you insult him by choosing your brothers instead?

Join our server now for a wedding showdown like no other! And don’t worry, your stepdad isn’t giving any diamonds to the wedding fund. It’s all about the drama, baby!

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FriendzoneEscape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the friendzone in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where friendzones don’t exist! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn any friendship into a romantic relationship in just one click! Who needs awkward conversations and unrequited feelings when you can just brew a love potion instead? Join us now and say goodbye to the friendzone forever!

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WaiterRageCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious and disgusting customers as a waiter? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only customers you’ll have to deal with are creepers and zombies! No more spilled drinks or rude remarks, just endless fun and adventure in a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any Karens in sight. So say goodbye to your serving job and hello to a world where the only tip you need is how to survive the night!

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ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the cure for all your kid’s problems, man. like, if they play on this server for just 2 weeks, their mental health will be like, totally improved. it’s like magic, dude. all the cool kids are joining, so like, why wouldn’t you? plus, there’s this one kid who played on the server and now they can like, fly in real life. true story, bro. join now and watch your child’s mental wellbeing soar to new heights. it’s like, totally legit, trust me.

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CyanideTeaPartyCraft

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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.
we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

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