join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!
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LoserCraft: First or Last?
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HungryCraft Minecraft Server
cultural norms, dressing for events, dressing up, fan behavior, fan reactions, fashion choices, football, football culture, Football Fans, global events, Hungary, HungryCraft, LOSING, Minecraft, public appearances, public reactions, public viewings, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal trends, Sports Culture, world events
Are you tired of blending in with the crowd? Want to stand out and make a statement? Join our Minecraft server and dress up like a Hungarian football player who just lost a game! No one will bat an eye as you strut your stuff around our public viewings. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything goes! Join now for a truly unique gaming experience.
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HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online
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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Key Features Details Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Pay-to-win Store 0% pay-to-win store (verify at here) Established October 2018 World Features – Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here Additional Features – Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.
Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.
Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?
A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?
A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.
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Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness
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Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!
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PokerCraft FunLand
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Do you like living life on the edge? Are you a master of mind games and gambling? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can test your luck and skills in a virtual world like never before.Our server is so popular that even the villagers in Minecraft have heard about it and are lining up to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player and always bets his precious dragon eggs on the line.
Join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your opponents and come out on top. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the games begin!
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DesperateCraft: Where even the US military recruits play for fun!
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Are you tired of being on the losing side like Ukraine? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be a winner every time! Join us and experience epic battles where you’ll always come out on top, unlike Ukraine. Our server is so awesome, even Putin would want to join (if he could figure out how to play Minecraft). So come on, leave the losing behind and join us for some epic victories!
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HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing
Community, Custom, exclusive, Excuses, free to play, Fresh content, group, HexArchon, High-tier items, Loot, LOSING, multiplayer, new, New Regions, Objectives, Players, playstyles, Quality, RPG, ruins, smp, Solo, Survival, The tags that are not part of the content provided are: Custom MMO, trustworthy, Unique, UpdatesHexArchon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/baldurs-gate-ii/">Minecraft Server</a> HexArchon Minecraft Server
Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
Links
Our Values
We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.
Gameplay Mechanics
- Custom Mobs
- Custom Items
- Custom Enchants
- Dungeons
- Quests
- Abilities
- Stats
- Auto Farms
- Furnaces
- Furniture
- Player Shops
- Pets
- Fishing
- Quality-of-life Improvements
Technicals
The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:
CPU AMD Ryzen 9 5950X RAM 3200MHz 16GB Storage 400GB NVME SSD Hosted Location US East Coast Joining
- Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
- Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?
A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.
Q: What makes the server unique?
A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.
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Riggal’s Revenge: Where legendary streaks end in tears and laughter!
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Are you tired of losing to Riggal Pendrid at the start of every Minecraft season? Well, fear not, because on our server, Riggal Pendrid doesn’t even exist! That’s right, no more crushing defeats at the hands of a fictional character.Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord, who is hellbent on turning all the pigs into bacon. Or team up with the mystical Llama Wizards to harness the power of rainbow farts to build the most epic castle in all the land.
But beware, the legendary streak you’ve been dreaming of might just be shattered by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down in the middle of your epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Riggal Pendrid when you have rainbow-farting llamas and dancing creepers to keep you entertained?
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Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)
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UkraineCraft: Where Losing 12 Villages is a Victory!
battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, LOSING, Loss, Military, occupation, strategy, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory, Villages, War, winningLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Ukraine’s resilience? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, even Ukraine is winning on it! They may have lost 12 villages in the last 7 days, but that’s just because they were too busy playing on our server to defend them. Join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos that only our server can provide. Who needs villages when you have the best Minecraft server in the world? Join us today and start your epic adventure!
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Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!
Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!
Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!
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LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?
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Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!
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PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure
#exciting, action, Adventure, Anime, Chapter 1112, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, japanese, Luffy, Manga, manga series, new chapter, one piece, Piece, PirateCraft, Pirates, Popular, SHONEN, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Thrilling, weekly shonen jump🤣🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🤣Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎
Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪
So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃
Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟
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BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?
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BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!
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Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.
But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.
So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷
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Peko’s Aroused Adventures
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Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!
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Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?
Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!
Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!
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Zombie Apocalypse Funland
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So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?