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Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	377
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3800	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Crafty Cops and Robbers: The Minecraft Server where even YouTube cops can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being a YouTube sensation for all the wrong reasons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the law in a virtual world where your mistakes won’t go viral! Our community is filled with players from all over the world, including Indians and Europeans who are experts at crafting hilarious captions in broken English. So come join us and leave your criminal past behind – unless you want to become a Minecraft celebrity for all the wrong reasons!

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Relationship

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4239	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2622	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you can have a virtual partner to build a blocky empire with?

Forget about dating apps and awkward blind dates, on our server, you can find your one true love while fighting off creepers and exploring endless worlds together. Who needs a romantic sunset when you can watch the sun rise over your virtual kingdom every day?

So why wait for love to find you when you can find it on our Minecraft server? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

ThreadCraft: Where even simple questions lead to epic adventures!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	2292	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant diamond mine, guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot hidden deep within the pixelated jungle, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky and whimsical world? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are building a virtual empire that will rival the great American dominance of the 21st century! Join us and be a part of our quest to conquer the virtual world with our cultural, economic, and political prowess.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within days, they became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? By mastering our virtual economy and making virtual deals that would make even the real-life Wall Street jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a cultural hub, where players can showcase their virtual art, music, and dance skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the virtual Picasso of our server!

And let’s not forget about the political field. Join one of our virtual political parties and campaign your way to becoming the virtual president of our server. Make virtual laws, declare virtual wars, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the virtual American dominance of the 21st century. The future looks bright for our virtual United States of Minecraft!

OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

Blocky Hedgehog Adventures: The ‘Sega’ Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than ReFantazioSisters! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of magical sisters who can summon diamond armor out of thin air! Need a house built? They’ll snap their fingers and a mansion will appear! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, they’ll grant you three wishes! So come join us at ReFantazioSisters for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	33089	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Animals Bred:	166	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Frieren’s Peaceful Anon Haven: Where Inner Peace and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in a boring old world? Do you yearn for a place where you can embrace your inner weeb and worship anime like it’s a religion? Look no further, because on our server, Frieren herself is praying for you to find inner peace and join us in our quest to enjoy anime unironically.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild anime character appears and offers to help you gather resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and chat with other players about your favorite anime moments. The possibilities are endless on our server, where Frieren’s blessings are sure to bring you good fortune and lots of laughs.

So why wait? Join us today and let Frieren guide you to a world of endless fun, friendship, and anime madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a true believer in the power of anime!