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Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	8658
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ores Mined:	6039	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!