Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

GrannyCraft: Where the Only Mature Thing Is the Server Name

Active players, Community Events, COMMUNITY SERVER, content creators, Discord Channels, discord server, free build, friendly players, Game Mods, GrannyCraft, grief-free, java edition, long-term players, Mature, Mature Community, Online Community, player roles, Server, Survival multiplayer, technology support, Vanilla, vanilla server, whitelist server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

GritCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ancestral-wisdom/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to GritCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla, inspired by Hermitcraft
Server Features	Whitelist, Mature Community, 4th Season

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly, motivated, active players who are interested in long-term commitment to our server.
What makes GritCraft unique?	We offer a free to build SMP experience, opportunities for creativity, community projects and events, grief and abuse-free environment, tech support, and more.
Do you have Discord channels?	Yes, we have Discord channels for content creators, different roles, and communication within the community.
Are there any specific plugins or mods?	We have a pre-created list of FPS enhancers and game-changing mods. You can find the full list on our Discord server.
How can I join the server or ask more questions?	You can reach out to HaleM#6797 on Discord for more information or to express your interest in joining the server.

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

CraftyBanter, he, he’s right, he’s right you know, know, Minecraft, right, Server, You know

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	194
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

GoldMedalGrandSlammer – Minecraft SMP

Athletic accomplishments, gold medalists, GoldMedalGrandSlammer, Grand Slam champions, Grand Slam victories, Grand Slam winners, Grandslam Titles, Minecraft, Olympic champions, Olympic champions list, Olympic glory, Olympic Gold Medals, Olympic legends, Olympic success, smp, Sporting achievements, sports achievements, Tennis champions, Tennis greats, Tennis history, Tennis history makers, Tennis legends, Tennis stars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We don’t care about diamonds or emeralds, we care about Olympic gold medals and grandslam titles!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner takes home a shiny gold medal and the loser has to wear a silly costume for a week. Want to show off your building skills? Compete in our building competitions where the grand prize is a grandslam title and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have insane mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and creeper dodgeball. And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons where you can battle giant spiders, evil witches, and even a dragon that farts fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion!

BroBro’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Boundaries, BroBros, brother, Communication, Confrontation, denial, Eviction, family, Honesty, INDEPENDENCE, loyalty, Minecraft, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Server, sibling, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hiding from your brother in your own apartment is not a thing!

Join us for epic adventures and build amazing creations without the fear of being mistaken for a repairman by your own sibling. Our server is a safe space where you can proudly take photos with your brother without being told to get your “ugly ass” out of the frame.

Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a community of players who will always acknowledge your existence, no matter what. So why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

SisterWeddingNoShowLOL

controversial relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family priorities, family relationships, Family Support, family troubles, family unity, Family Values, nephew’s wellbeing, parental decisions, refusal to attend, sibling conflict, sister’s wedding, SisterWeddingNoShowLOL, standing by family, wedding invitation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	4589	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, runaway nephews, and controversial relationships!

Experience the thrill of virtual insults and voice feature attacks just like in virtual classrooms, but with a twist – you get to build your own virtual world while dodging drama bombs left and right.

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members as they battle it out over weddings, runaways, and CPS interventions. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, join us now! Just remember, you can’t pick your family, but you can definitely pick this server for a crazy good time!

PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy

Binge Eating, digestive issues, excessive eating, Food, food addiction, food aversion, food binge, food cravings, food guilt, food obsession, Frenzy, gluttony, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Moderation, nauseous, overeating, overindulgence, PukeCraft, regret, self-control, stomach ache, unhealthy eating

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1214	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	3656
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and you’ll be feasting on a smorgasbord of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got so much action-packed fun that you’ll feel like you’ve eaten one too many blocks of cheese and are about to explode with excitement!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you feeling full of joy and laughter. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be queasy about is how much fun you’re having!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber operations, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, government hacking, HACKING, information warfare, international conflict, largest cyberattack, Minecraft, political hacking, russia, Server, state-sponsored attack, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2863
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest cyberattacks against other players! we are like ukraine but in minecraft! we will hack into your base and steal all your diamonds like a sneaky ninja! join us for the ultimate trolling experience and show off your hacking skills to the world! who needs russia when you can have the most epic cyberwar in minecraft! join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPoland vs. RussiUnpredicta

air defense, Alliance, Baltic states, CraftyPoland, Defense, defense partnership, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern flank, european security, geopolitical tensions, initiative, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military readiness, nato, Poland, russia, RussiUnpredicta, SECURITY, Unpredictable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight unpredictable russia with poland and nato!!! build your own air defense system and protect against the flying creepers and ender dragons that russia sends our way.

we have epic battles where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at the enemy. join forces with other players to create the ultimate defense against the russian invaders.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above ground and plan your next move.

so come join us and help defend our server against the unpredictable russia! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hold on tight and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MagmaMadnessMC

centuries-long period, environmental impact, eruption cycle, explosively erupting, geological phenomenon, geology, Iceland, Lava Flow, Magma, MagmaMadnessMC, natural disaster, occasional eruptions, seismic activity, tectonic plates, Underwater, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic hotspot, volcanic island, volcanic research.

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	2112	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like Iceland’s volcanic eruptions but in block form! The magma has been pooling for like a year before exploding into a fiery frenzy of fun! Join now to be part of this epic adventure, where you can mine and craft your way through a world on the brink of eruption! Who needs a boring old volcano when you can have a whole server of explosive excitement?! Let’s get mining, baby!

ShipmentMC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Survival Creative Multiplayer Roleplaying Minigames Fantasy Sandbox Building Exploration PVP Quests Mods Redstone Farming Crafting Enchanting Dungeons, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

ShipmentMC is a server with a medium amount of custom things.

We have: Pyromining Pyrofarming Pyrofishing Pyroweather Ecoskills Ecomobs And a bit more.

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