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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	5692	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3149	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

LuV Wars

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	143
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LoV Wars – SEASON 1 Have you ever imagined a server with an EPIC KIT SYSTEM and fast progression alongside your friends? In LoV Wars, you can build your own adventure!

Server Resources: Land System to customize your space Kit System to equip your challenges Economy to manage and grow New Weapons to diversify your experience IPs: Java: luvwar.jogar.io | Versions 1.9.X – 1.20 Bedrock: lovwar.jogar.io | Port: 10048 (note that the Bedrock IP changes only one letter)

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ReVoltage SMP

Adventures, bedrock, camaraderie, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Empires, FRIENDSHIPS, fun-loving, Hermitcraftian, java, Memories, Moderation, multiplayer, new beginnings, player input, Principles, smp, Spark, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Voltage, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7010	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1882

Join ReVoltage SMP!

ReVoltage SMP is partially dedicated to reviving the community and feel of an SMP by the name of Voltage. Voltage wasn’t just any Minecraft server; it was a playground where lifelong friendships were created, empires were built, and unforgettable memories were made. Since Voltage powered down a few years ago, we’ve all been missing that spark. That’s why we’re creating ReVoltage, a cross-platform server designed to reignite the magic, bring back the camaraderie, and create new adventures.

That’s not all that we are, though. ReVoltage is meant to be a place of new beginnings based on previous principles. If you’re new, don’t worry! You’ll be welcomed with open arms. Our primary goal is fostering a kind and fun-loving community.

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🦜 Parrot SMP 🦜 (Not Modded) (SMP) No Whitelist! 🚫

24/7, Adventure, Community, Competitions, creativity, Discord, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, Parrot, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, smp, story/lore, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Crops Grown:	9883
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bird SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Season Start	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Age Requirement	13+

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin selection
Experienced server owners
Fun mods included
Community events and competitions
Roleplay-friendly environment
24/7 active server
Quests for rewards

Apply Now! Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Bird SMP?	Bird SMP is a modded Minecraft server combining Origins mod with a Vanilla+ modpack.
Can I create my own origin?	Yes, you can add your own unique origin once it’s approved for balance.
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, the server is 13+.
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 starts on September 7th at 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT.
Are there community events and competitions?	Yes, there are community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Is the server roleplay-friendly?	Yes, the server supports story/lore and rewards players matching their story/lore.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 with no stinky free providers.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, quests are available and they offer great rewards.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Book, Characters, crime, detective, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious ending, Mystery, No. 687991140, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected twists.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous server where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is filled with crazy characters who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBreakers: Need a Break from MyCraft

Autonomy, BlockBreakers, Break, caregiving, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Commitment, Communication, disabled partner, ENM, ethical non monogamy, feeling alone, feeling guilty, feeling neglected, HEARTBREAK, MARRIED, me time, migraines, mycraft, polyamorous relationship, relationships, Support, time alone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	607462
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and find some much-needed “me time”!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any guilt or obligations. Need a break from taking care of others? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Who needs a polyamorous relationship when you can have multiple Minecraft worlds to explore? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. Who knows, you might even find a new friend or two along the way!

HappyCraft SMP

Feel-Good, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness factors, happiness overload, happiness rush, happiness surge, happiness triggers, happy feelings, happy moments, happy thoughts, HappyCraft, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant happiness fix, instant joy, instant mood lift, instant smile, joy, positive vibes, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Votes:	6262	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Items Found:	5692	Ores Mined:	2139
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the joy of punching trees and building giant phallic structures with a community of equally deranged players! Need a break from the real world? Come relax in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s render distance, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be the one to finally give him the explosive hug he’s been waiting for?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the server and establish a new pecking order. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the chaos begin!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Buildings Constructed:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, artillery, defense equipment, defense minister statement, defense procurement, european security, German Defense Minister, German-Ukraine relations, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, PISTORIUS, PzH2000 howitzers, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1

lol so like, ukraine be gettin’ 77 Leopard 1 tanks and 12 PzH2000 howitzers from germany like it’s a giant game of minecraft or somethin’. imagine rollin’ up to battle in a freakin’ tank, just blowin’ stuff up like it’s no big deal. come join our server and be part of the epic tank battles, we got explosions, chaos, and total mayhem. you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now and let’s wreak havoc together!

BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder

american woman, BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder, Conflict Resolution, death, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Investigate, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, occupied West Bank, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, The White House, Tragedy, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	278
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!