Loser…My Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Crops Grown:	1283
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9269	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	878	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2827

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	517	Dragon Eggs Found:	5565
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	2269
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5595
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	3410

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!