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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

NukeCraftFrenchGrid

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, edf, electricity, electricity generation, ENERGY, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraftFrenchGrid, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more reactors than france! we got so many reactors, the whole server glows at night like a rave party. you can build your own nuclear power plant and watch the creepers get radiation poisoning. join us for the most explosive experience in minecraft history! who needs france when you got us?

Quantum Laser Quest

780nm laser, affordable, Development, efficiency, innovation, Lab, laser, lightweight, matchbox-sized laser, miniaturization, optics, photonics, portable, Precision, Quantum, quantum computing, quantum research, Quest, research, scientific advancements, scientists, tabletop lasers, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	5166
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP GAMERS! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, GET THIS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A TINY LASER THAT’S LIKE A MATCHBOX BUT POWERS UP LIKE A TABLETOP LASER! IT’S LIKE HAVING A LASER GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE USE THAT LASER TO MINE DIAMONDS LIKE A BOSS! IMAGINE BLASTING THROUGH BLOCKS WITH A LASER BEAM, IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO IN MINECRAFT!

PLUS, THIS LASER CAN WORK INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE LAB, SO YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS ANYWHERE YOU WANT! NO MORE LIMITS, BABY!

SO, IF YOU WANNA BE A DIAMOND-BLASTING, LASER-WIELDING LEGEND, JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

Solaris Cove

Abilities, Adventuring, alliances, BUILD, Chill, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Cove, Crafting, Dream Base, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, Laws, Minecraft, Paradise, Ruler, Server, smp, solaris, vibrant

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	132001
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Solaris Cove Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional Nation Roleplay	Build and lead your own nation, or focus on crafting and adventuring. Engage in roleplay on your terms.
Mods That Enhance Every Experience	Includes Create Mod, Origins Mod, Land Claiming, and more. Elevate your gameplay with these mods.
A Community for Everyone	Join a welcoming community that celebrates creativity and collaboration. Participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

FAQ

Q: Is the server currently in development?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove is currently in development.

Q: Are there specific mods available on the server?

A: Yes, the server includes mods such as Create Mod, Origins Mod, and Land Claiming, among others.

Q: Can players engage in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, players have the option to participate in an optional nation roleplay or focus on crafting and adventuring.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove offers a welcoming community that encourages creativity and collaboration. Players can participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

Q: Where can I find more information about Solaris Cove?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/solariscove for more information and updates.

Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, civil rights, Democracy, emancipation, empowerment, equality, ETERNAL, everyone, free will, freedom, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, HORIZON, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, individual rights, Liberation, Liberty, long tail, self-determination, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7898	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. You can do whatever the heck you want, like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. It’s total anarchy, man.

Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

> Play Some Webflash Sonic Game Minecraft SMP

Anime, Cool, Designed, first, forever live, Game, human men, knowledge, Legal, love, Love at first sight, Men, Minecraft, picrel, Play, real, Sight, smp, sonic, sonic-x anime, Webflash, webflash sonic game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6653	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	3004	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine a block. Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a house while busting a move every few seconds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fowl play? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from dancing diamonds to chicken conspiracies. Who knows what adventures await you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GiftGriefNoThx

ah, Bad Faith, bargaining tool, Birthday, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Displeased, family, Favor, gift, GiftGriefNoThx, hard-earned money, house chores, hurt feelings, Manipulation, not accepting, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4943	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	207	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifts are not just gifts, they’re bargaining tools! Join us for some sibling drama like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every block you mine comes with a hidden agenda, where every gift you receive comes with strings attached. Will you accept the gift and play along, or will you stand your ground and put that gift right back where it came from?

Our server is filled with surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this? So come on in, join the fun, and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of sibling gift-giving gone wrong. Remember, it’s not just a gift – it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magic Items Found:	7631
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.

Fantasy Isles Server 1.20.6

1.20.6, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Eternal rebalance, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GraFES 2024, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rebalances, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Server, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Join for the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll ever experience in your blocky life!

We got Grand Yatima and Grand Raphael summoning like it’s nobody’s business! Plus, rebalances for weapons that are 150gm – like, what even is that? It’s all happening in 2025, so don’t miss out on the madness!

And guess what? We’ve got a Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael that’s only available until 12/26 – better snag it quick, fam!

But wait, there’s more! New Year’s Special with free Grand Selector, Daily Roulette, 200 Login Crystals, MagFest, and so much more! It’s gonna be lit like a creeper explosion!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a noob, be a blocky boss!

The Mighty Minecraft SMP

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, DOMINANCE, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, forceful, Impactful, influence, INTENSE, Mighty, Minecraft, Potent, Powerful, Resilient, robust, smp, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Vigorous

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	173	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where you have to worry about creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, look no further because our server is POWERFUL! How powerful, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on another player’s base. But instead of running away in fear, that player used their powerful skills to tame the chickens and turn them into an army of feathered warriors. The chicken army went on to conquer the entire server, leaving a trail of feathers and egg shells in their wake.

If you want to harness the power of chickens, or maybe just build some epic structures without worrying about pesky griefers, then our server is the place for you. Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior!

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

coworker conflict, coworker relationships, Minecraft, office behavior, office communication, office conflict, office disputes, office drama, office dynamics, office etiquette, office printer, office printer rules, office printer use, office professionalism, office rules, PrintCraft, Server, work environment, work printer etiquette, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!