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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

CraftINC

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

CraftINC.mcph.co

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	3178	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

192.210.194.75:25665

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

server.phobospvp.com

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

escapecraft.com

qubecraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

qubecraft

mc.qubecraft.com

VDHI Craft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

184.154.96.209

Legitland

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	9293	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

server.legitland.com

VcGaming

Factions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

pvp.vcfactions.com

Artesanato Scavenger

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Scavenger Crafts

play.stompzcraft.com

pignation

Economy, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

play.pignation.co.uk