Lose a friend Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Farms Harvested:	281	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8111
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Void Gems Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	694	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!