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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2292 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”
But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.
So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
