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VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9497
Potions Brewed:	103	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	112	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	236	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1805
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	66448	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	6750
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	142
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!