BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mines Excavated:	4392
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	154	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4175
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	3222	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1471	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	1747	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Invisible Walls Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Chaos, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enderdragon, Friendly, germany, Ghasts, harbor, intel, Join, NVMe SSD, Paper, Players, RAM, recolor glass, Reset, schedules, Server26, Sleep, smp, Teleporting, villager

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7679
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Items Found:	8372
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

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