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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4863 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!
But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!
Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
