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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 755 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
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