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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5135 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 414 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
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