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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2083 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!