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GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	4647	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5621	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3513	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Towns Built:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?