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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	81123
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1565
Dragon Eggs Found:	5327	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	195

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	6484
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	39752
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6380	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2680	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	6945	Void Armor Forged:	22
Enchantments Applied:	157	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5586	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1512
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!