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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2504 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1940 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
