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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Villages Defended:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Mines Excavated:	3617
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	192	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2463
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!