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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magic Items Found:	8498
Void Gems Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1350
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9979
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	743	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3837	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!