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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7802 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!