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NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	7232
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Votes:	6271	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	622202	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2035	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	7365

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	2445

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!