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Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

blocky, Buddies, CREEPERS, Exploding, home address, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Live, location, personal information, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-knowledge, self-realization, self-understanding, where do you live, WHO ARE YOU

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Analysis, Communication, confusion, controversial, crazy, crazycraft, Curiosity, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, nigga, perplexity, question.., racialdiscrimination, requirement, Sensitive, Slang, speculation, whatdotheymean, Wonder

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	9515
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ores Mined:	8528
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	292590
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	291
Divine Spears Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Emeralds Found:	8387
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7255
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Farms Harvested:	789
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	63
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	547797	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!