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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ores Mined:	8702
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	309	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3258

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7421	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Animals Bred:	61
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Votes:	4949	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Ores Mined:	4257	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.