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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8156 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!
