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MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Potions Brewed:	181
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	411

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	5064
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7457	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	1878
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9045	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	804	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!