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DickMan’s Minecraft Server

Cock, degradation, degrade, DickMans, Domination, FAGGOT, fetish, Gay, Humiliation, inadequacy, Inferiority, interracial, little dick, man, Masochism, Minecraft, Pathetic, self loathing, self worth, Server, shame, submissive, White girl

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

ejaculation, male anatomy, male orgasm, male reproductive system, male sexuality, Minecraft, Prostate, prostate care, prostate fluid, prostate function, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate massage, prostate milking, prostate stimulation, ProstateCraft, reproductive health, Server, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9130	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	178
Magic Items Found:	2036	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

baby’s father, BabyDaddyDrama, Beers, Bonding, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, ex, Friend, Girlfriend, Grief, husband, lashing out, Memories, Minecraft, Mother, papa, photos, Server, Toddler, tragic accident, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Potions Brewed:	103
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun. Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build your dream world.

Plus, we have a unique feature where if you find a diamond in the game, it grants you three wishes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost ex trying to claim your Minecraft baby as his own! Just kidding again, but seriously, join us for a good time!

KidCareKarmaGoneWrong

aita, anxiety, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother-in-law, burden, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Guilt, KidCareKarmaGoneWrong, kindergarten, mental health, multigenerational household, Niece, parenting, ptsd, sister, summer break, unpaid babysitter, work-life balance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid babysitter in real life? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No more unexpected childcare duties, just pure gaming bliss.

Escape the chaos of your multigenerational household and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and battle mobs to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together. See you in the game!

BoomerCraft2021

Age spots, aging, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, FATIGUE, getting older, grandchildren, gray hair, health issues, joint pain, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, Retirement, senior citizen, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft, back when you had to mine for diamonds uphill both ways in the snow! But fear not, because on our server, you can relive those glory days and more! Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, build towering castles that would make even King Arthur jealous, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate blocky warrior and show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

TechNoob vs GooglePro

Computer skills, digital literacy, digital skills, GOOGLE, GooglePro, information retrieval, internet, internet skills, IT skills, non-tech, online research, problem solving, problem-solving skills, search, self-sufficiency, Tech, tech literacy, tech support, tech-savvy, Technology, TechNoob, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	761792	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava falls.

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we have a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. legend says that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. so if u ever try to mess with our server, be prepared to face the wrath of Fluffy the dragon.

oh, and did i mention that we have a disco party every friday night at the spawn point? bring ur best dance moves and get ready to boogie with skeletons and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PawsitiveWitnessCraft

animal-assisted therapy, anxiety relief, Caregivers, child advocacy, children’s court, court proceedings, dog therapy, Emotional support, high-stress environment, holistic healing, memory function, Mental well-being, PawsitiveWitnessCraft, physical well-being, speech enhancement, stress reduction, support services, therapy animals, Trauma recovery, Victims, young witnesses

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, I swear! like, this server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety, bro! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and feeling all zen and chill, thanks to the power of virtual doggos. Woof woof, am I right?

Not only that, but this server will make you talk like a pro and remember stuff like a boss. Your memory will be so on point, you’ll never forget where you left your diamond pickaxe again. Plus, your physical and mental health will be off the charts, thanks to all the epic adventures and builds you’ll be doing.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical place where stress melts away, memories are made, and doggos rule the land. Come join us and experience the Minecraft journey of a lifetime. Woof woof, baby!

SilentMC

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Role-playing Adventure Survival Sandbox Creative Minigames Building Exploration Mods Redstone Farming Monsters Villagers Enchanting Crafting Combat Exploration, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Introducing To You – SilentMC Why Do we Play in it ? – It Offers you : 1. It is a Themed LifeSteal Server. 2. It offers you a lag free gameplay. 3. It has games other than lifesteal too , i.e , PvP, etc.

Want To Know More ? – Join Our Official Discord Server.

SilentMC.uk.to:22308

MineColonies

Agricultural empires, alliances, Company, culture, Earth, earth replica, Economy, Entrepreneurship, Factions, Immersive Engineering, Legacy, Machinery production, Minecolonies, Minecraft, mining operations, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Roleplay, Settlements, Strengths, Supremacy, Towns, Towny, Wars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Embark on a journey through time and space as you traverse a meticulously crafted replica of Earth within Minecraft. From sprawling cities to serene countryside, every corner of this virtual planet awaits your exploration and conquest.

Forge alliances and wage wars as you vie for dominance in this new world. Form nations and towns, each with its unique culture, resources, and strengths. Collaborate with fellow players to build thriving settlements, or compete against them to assert your supremacy.

With the ability to create your own nation, you become the architect of your destiny, forging alliances, waging wars, and building a legacy that will echo through the ages. Utilizing mods like Immersive Engineering, players can transcend the boundaries of mere survival and delve into the realm of entrepreneurship. Found your own company within the nation you belong to or have created, leveraging the vast resources and ingenuity at your disposal to establish thriving enterprises. Whether it’s mining operations, advanced machinery production, or agricultural empires, the possibilities are limited only by your imagination.

minecolonies.net

Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

auraskills, Farming, Fishing, Fishingeconomy, Fishingplus, Freeranks, Friendly, Masked Kingdom, Minecraft, Moblevel, new, Plugins, Pyrofarming, PyroFishingPro, RPG, Skills, Small, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Fresh new survival RPG like style

Plugins to learn:

Pyrofishingpro – type /fish menuPyrofarming’ – type /farm menuAuraSkills – type /skills

join.maskedcity.xyz