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MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

ANNOYING, brothers, Characters, color blindness, color confusion, color identification, color perception, color recognition, Color-blind, colors, Gaming, Green.., iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, mario and luigi, Nintendo, red, RedGreenBrothers, video games, visual impairment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4249	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8511	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	811873

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Votes:	9979	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4635	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.