LoonyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

#bragh, #Girders, #JustGirders, #LoonyBin, #mohaned, Aus, Aussie, everywhere, Friends, LoonyCraft, madness, POL, TUESDAY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

DateCraft Minecraft Server

adorable cat, animal humor, cat date, cat humor, cat invitation, cat lover, cat meme, cat meme humor, cute animals, date invitation, DateCraft, fat cat, feline love, fluffy cat, funny animals, furry friend, Minecraft, pet love, playful cat, purrfect date, romantic cat, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	942166
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Picture this: a Minecraft server where the fat cats are the rulers and they’re looking for some players to go on a date with! Join our server and you might just find yourself on a romantic adventure with a chubby feline friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a diamond ring as a gift! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where this purrfect date takes you!

PolishPenguinMC SMP

assimilation, cultural perception, discrimination, eastern european, ethnic background, ethnicity, European descent, heritage, Identity, immigrant experience, immigration, integration, minority group, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Polacks, Polish, PolishPenguinMC, prejudice, racial profiling, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out if polacks see him as polish! Our server is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious question and maybe even unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let’s solve this Polish puzzle together!

Wife’s College Carpool Minecraft Server

blended family, bonding time, camping trip, carpool, co parenting, college, college transition, Communication, family dynamics, family road trip, father figure, military deployment, Minecraft, parenting conflicts, prioritizing family, quality time, road trip, sacrifice, Server, stepchildren, stepdad responsibilities, stepdaughter college move, stepdaughter’s feelings, Support, Wifes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Forget about being asked to sacrifice your precious camping trip for a family road trip. On our server, the only road trip you’ll be taking is through the vast lands of blocky goodness. No stepdaughters moving to college will interrupt your gaming time here!

We promise no one will accuse you of playing favorites with your kids over someone else’s. In fact, on our server, everyone is equal and everyone is here to have a great time. No military deployments will ruin your plans here!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

InheritCraft: 100k Lost, 10k Rejected

100k, 10k, disagreement, Estate, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance conflict, Father, father daughter relationship, financial dispute, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance distribution, inheritance division, inheritance negotiation, inheritance value, InheritCraft, Lost, payment, REJECTED, sibling rivalry, sisters, Will

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value hard work and family drama! Join us for a chance to inherit virtual properties worth 500k (in-game currency, of course) and navigate through intense sibling rivalries.

Build your own virtual empire, prove your worth to your virtual father, and earn your spot in the virtual will. Will you accept the measly 10k payment or fight for your rightful share? Only on our server will you experience such outrageous inheritance disputes and virtual family dynamics.

So come on, join us and show your skills in Minecraft while dealing with crazy family drama – it’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

AwesomeThingsMC SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? Do you enjoy pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Are you a master at riding pigs off cliffs? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-loving, chicken-filled shenanigans, and epic pig cliff diving adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCupid

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, body odor, Communication, CreeperCupid, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Manners, Negativity, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn off

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1044
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	2654
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

BlockyBrawl: Masked Mayhem in West Bank

Bank, BlockyBrawl, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Clashes, Conflict, Fatalities, international news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Masked, masked Israelis, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian, political turmoil, protest, Riot, security forces, shot dead, Tensions, Unrest, violence, West, West Bank

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can join a crazy riot in the West Bank but instead of getting shot dead, you respawn and keep rioting! It’s like a never-ending party where you can throw virtual rocks and build virtual barricades. Plus, you can wear cool masks and pretend to be an Israeli or a Palestinian, whichever floats your boat. Join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, General tips, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4660
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!