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RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1968 election, all the way, American politics, Assassination, BLOCK, campaign trail, civil rights, democratic party, historical figure, idealistic vision., inspirational figure, Kennedy family, Legacy, Minecraft, Party, political activism, political campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, progressive leader, RFK, RFKs, Robert F. Kennedy, Server, social justice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!

RoomWars Minecraft Server

Accommodation, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, family, home, Household, living situation, Minecraft, Moving in, personal space, relationships, RoomWars, Server, sharing, sibling, Stepbrother, stepfamily, TEENAGE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships just like in this crazy story.

Imagine building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have your stepbrother demand that you give up your space for him because he’s older and needs more room for his stuff. Will you stand your ground like the OP in this story, or will you give in to the pressure and switch rooms to keep the peace?

But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can also experience the joy of decorating your virtual room just the way you like it, only to have your family members question your choices and call you selfish. Will you defend your creative vision or compromise for the sake of family harmony?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, conflict, and maybe even a touch of teenage angst. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in your own virtual family drama!

WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed

Allowed, Exes, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family pressure, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, immediate family, late child, late husband, stepmother, stepmother and stepkids, stepmother feelings, stepmother insecurity, stepmother relationship, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and photo displays!

Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?

Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?

Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!

UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, disbelief, eye-opening, Flabbergasted, jaw-dropping, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, out of the blue, rare occurrence, reality check, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, turn of events, Twist of fate, unanticipated, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforeseen, UnluckyCraft, unthinkable..

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7199

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up? Well, on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing you up! It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing, you never know what to expect!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a secret recipe for the best bacon you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

BlockBusterNoMore

BlockBusterNoMore, counseling, determination, discipline, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming addiction, porn addiction, quitting porn, Recovery, self improvement, self-control, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Star Shards Collected:	179
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	937578	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

Active, Cheatings, Community, DefinitelyNotHermitcraftlike, Discord, Feedback, Fun, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoVanilla, Nowhitelist, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, unextraordinary, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5514
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.

LawnMowerCraft Server

gardening, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn care advice, lawn care equipment, lawn care hacks, lawn care maintenance, lawn care routine, lawn care schedule, lawn care services, lawn care techniques, lawn care tips, lawn maintenance, lawn mowing tips, LawnMowerCraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor activities, outdoor chores, Server, time-consuming tasks., two hours, yard work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of spending two whole hours mowing your lawn when you could be building epic structures in Minecraft instead? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the mundane task of yard work! Join us and never worry about grass again – unless you’re using it to decorate your pixelated mansion, of course. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you can have a virtual paradise in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to grass stains and hello to blocky adventures!