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SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

beloved foods, best bites, comfort food, CraftyCravings, culinary delights, delicious dishes, dining favorites, favorite flavors, Favorite Food, food choices, food preferences, go-to meals, gourmet cuisine, mouth-watering meals, preferred cuisines, preferred delicacies, preferred dishes, tasty treats, top dishes, top food picks, ultimate food choices

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, High Elf, jerk off, Kinky, mature content, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty talk, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Roleplaying, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

Adventure, Community, Competition, console, CraftyCraze, Day, enjoyment, Entertainment, favorite game, Fun, Gaming, hobby, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Pastime, PC, Play, role playing, Single player, strategy, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	2340
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3851
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	8188	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!