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CoworkerClash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ores Mined:	3349
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where disappearing acts are not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a magical experience where you can vanish into thin air just like Jess from the cinema.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.

But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?

Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!

CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	6752	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1361	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	348
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	348459
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	68

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	52

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Star Shards Collected:	112
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!