LONGTHORNE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	298	Potions Brewed:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Crops Grown:	6780
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	3936
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7024	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

InfoHoardingKids

attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Claims, Custom, Discord, dont, Exist, fair, Graves, Griefing, Inclusivity, invite, java, killing, Longevity, love, Minecraft, Modded, Moderation, Mods, Myth, Nomad, Optimisers, Origins, Peace, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4353	Potions Brewed:	70
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, Enigma, figuring out, hidden meaning, Interpretation, making sense, MemeQueens, Minecraft, perplexing statement, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, uncertainty, unclear communication, Understanding, Unraveling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeper83760587 in Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeper83760587, Minecraft, No. 83760587, smp, why

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering and llama yoga. So come on over and join the madness – just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond pants!

SisSlob Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, dinner etiquette, Disgusting, disgusting habits, DISRESPECTFUL, EXTREME, family drama, family dynamics, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate photos, Minecraft, NSFW, personal boundaries, personal space, Rude, Server, SisSlob, sisterly love., social norms, yeast rash

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Crops Grown:	1159	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ores Mined:	5057

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.

If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!