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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Animals Bred:	95
Potions Brewed:	59	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	9211

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	7820
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Votes:	584	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.