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> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9975	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

Chinese Global Empire, Chinese hegemony, Chinese influence, chopstick, Crafters, cultural expansion, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, Global Empire, global governance, global leadership, global power, global reach, global superpower, imperialism, international relations, international supremacy, Minecraft, political control, Server, strategic alliances, world domination, ZOG

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	740912	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic power moves you’ve ever seen! We’re talking Goldberg level power here, folks. Imagine punching a tree and it explodes into a million diamonds, or sneezing and accidentally creating a new dimension. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and unleash your inner Goldberg, because on this SMP, anything is possible!

Skullgirls & Friends Minecraft Server

Friends, Minecraft, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls Beginner Guide, Skullgirls Character Overview, Skullgirls Combos, Skullgirls Digital Art Compendium, Skullgirls Discord Communities, Skullgirls Forums, Skullgirls Gameplay Wiki, Skullgirls General, Skullgirls History, Skullgirls Match Videos, Skullgirls Merch, Skullgirls Misc, Skullgirls Online Tournaments, Skullgirls Resets, Skullgirls Resources, Skullgirls Season 1 Pass, Skullgirls Website, Skullheart

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!

Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

Based, based or cringe, Community, controversial, cringe, debate, discussion, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, Popular, reaction, smp, social media, trend, Video, viral

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

Bender, body in a vat, breast implants, cock delete, Crafty, cringe, expensive procedure, female body, gender, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, grind, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, PEASANT, Science, science limitations, Server, side effects, soul transfer, transgender community, transgenderism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	804256	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3317	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, active community, Anarchy, Competitions, constant updates, IMPROVEMENTS, Interesting prizes, minecraft server, MiniTime, referral system, Shop, Unique Events

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7384	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	100
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Active community

Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

65.108.100.119:25721

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, costume, FANTASY, Halloween, homura akemi, japanese animation, Kyouko Kinyobi, Kyouko Sakura, Kyoukos, MAGICAL, magical girl form, magical girl series, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, mami tomoe, Manga, Minecraft, Sayaka Miki, Server, Supernatural, transformation, Trick or treating, witches

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Farms Harvested:	247
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	5240	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2568
New Chunks Explored:	419339	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6501

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!