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RareEarthRumble

Economic, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Investment, MINERALS, national security, negotiations, Officials, ownership, Partnership, Pitch, rare earth minerals, RareEarthRumble, Resources, Strategic, Trade, trump, U.S, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Votes:	1921
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	19
Emeralds Found:	1379	Enchantments Applied:	128
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen!

Lonely No More – Positive Solitude Server

emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness study, lonely, media portrayals, mental health, mental health awareness, negative views, Perception, Positive, positive views, Psychology, relationships, self reflection, Server, social attitudes, Social Connections, social isolation, societal norms, solitude, well-being

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well, join our server and u won’t feel lonely no more! we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, oh my!

our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build ur dream castle and ride on dragons all day long. plus, the villagers are super friendly and always have a joke to tell.

if u join our server, u will never feel lonely again. in fact, u might even forget what loneliness feels like! so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we heard that if u join, u might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, u didn’t hear that from us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the magic begin!

Fikusworld server minecraft

Fikusworld, Gryth, Kopay Afto mine, Lutai mystics, Minecraft, PvP, Razzdachi, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

– server. Razzdachi. Gryth. Provide your base on the PVP. Lutai mystics. Kopay Afto mine

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Eon Nexus Realm 1.20

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, bros, check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate crossover event but in block form. We got characters from all over the place, like Lia, Nasa, and even Dizzy Dokuro. It’s like a virtual anime convention, but with pickaxes and creepers.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with the coolest virtual peeps around. We got streamers, YouTubers, and Twitter legends all in one place. It’s like a social media explosion, but in Minecraft.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is where the party’s at. You can build, mine, and chat with your favorite characters like they’re your new BFFs. It’s like a virtual reality dream come true, but with more explosions and less motion sickness.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and dive into a world where anything is possible. It’s like stepping into a digital wonderland, but with more zombies and less tea parties. Let’s goooo!

Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	1575	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.